"Bye, Tiger"

I realize I am super close to my due date and still no baby....grrrr... People keep telling me "Your, so close", "almost there", oh and my favorite "she will be here before you know it." None of those words hold any comfort whatsoever. So, I wish this was a post on 'Sarah Jane' and her adorableness, but not yet. Coming soon! For now here is the latest funny story:

 This comes from my oh so funny boy Everett:

We were all in the car after shopping like crazy for a new purse/diaper bag for me. I don't splurge on anything these days but I had some money given to me for the baby so this was my little treat. After a million bags and none bought we were heading home. Harrison was showing off his new high-pitch scream and Everett was getting annoyed. I handed Harrison this big plastic Tiger animal ( you know the crazy heavy safari animals) well he threw it and it barely missed Everett's head. Everett in turn grabbed the Tiger and all I hear is

"Bye, Tiger" I quickly turn around to find that the Tiger is no where to be seen. 

I quickly ask Everett "Where is Tiger?" He then points to the window. In a hysterics I yell to Jack "Oh, my Gosh. Everett just threw Tiger out the window" Jack quickly turns around on busy main street at rush hour and sure enough there is Tiger on the road. We picked him up using our 'Hazard lights' we couldn't leave the it, it was way to big and could do damage to some ones car. Jack and I proceeded to pamper and kiss the Tiger to show Everett that that is not nice and he is hurt. He apologized to Tiger and gave him some kisses. As we drove home we stifled our laughs, because to a child this is no laughing matter.